Spotted On a Sign Post

Is your husband impatient and never home? Well try these diarrhea pills on him. They will keep him stuck at home. Call 1-800-husband-home-diarrhoea. Though most time in the toilet well at least he is home you don’t mind that lady do you. Well he will be home with you as an in-patient. Psss don’t tell the FDA you saw this sign.